Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Guess Who?

The title of this blog is not to be mistaken for a reference to the 1967 classic starring Sidney Poitier. Or the horrific 2005 remake starring Ashton Kutcher. 

Rather, it is a reference to the most excellent Milton Bradley board game entitled (what else?) "Guess Who?" 

Let's play a game, readers. Our very own Korean version of "Guess Who?" starring quotes from my workplace. 

The goal of the game? Identify whether each statement was directed at me by a coworker or a student. Guess correctly? Eat one piece of kimchi. Misguided guess? Throw back a shot of soju and relinquish your bimbimbap to the player on your right. 

Here we go:

1. "Vulture is national bird of America, is that right?"

2. "You have Pinocchio nose!"

3. "Do all American rabbit have blue eyes?" 
"I'm from America. Look at me. What color are my eyes?"
"Orange!"
"Yellow!"

4. "Grizzly bear is gray and lives in Antarctica."

5. "You are crazy!"

6. "You are very beautiful."
"Oh, thank you."
"But, you look too Western. Your face is like Greek statue."
"Um . . . Thank you."
"Really? Thank you?"
"No?"
"No."

7. "Your eyes! Scary!"

8. "In America, do all children go to school in yellow bus?"

9. "Ugh. Japanese."
"You don't like the Japanese?"
"No."
"Why?
"Because . . . just . . . Japanese."

10. [In the fall] "Someone took leaves from trees and put them on ground."

11. "'Stuffed animal' is when you put things inside dead animal, right?"
"No, that's called taxidermy."
"Aren't they same thing?"
"Um, no."




Answers:
1. Teacher
2. Student
3. Student
4. Teacher
5. Student
6. Teacher
7. Student
8. Student
9. Student
10. Teacher
11. Teacher

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Confucius Says . . .

In the manic rush of everyday life in modern Seoul--narrowly avoiding being mowed down by a sidewalk scooter, barely squeezing into a car on the subway--it can be easy to forget that Korea is a country that has been in existence for thousands of years, with traditions that date back further than the Ptolemaic universe and Leif Ericson's "discovery" of North America. 

Coming from a country where church and state are allegedly separated, it can be bewildering to live in a nation where religious values hold together the very fabric of society, if in subtle, unnamed ways. 

Korea is considered by many to be the strongest bastion of Confucianism in Asia, though it is more a part of the psyche of the Korean people than it is a dinner-table topic. You'll never hear a Korean walking around spouting fortune-cookie language ("Confucius says . . . "), but Confucianism nonetheless determines all relationships in the Hermit Kingdom. 

More a set of ethical guidelines than an actual religion, Confucianism lays out rules for the Five Relationships: between ruler and subject, father and son, husband and wife, old and young, and between friends. Every interaction is defined by where you stand in the hierarchy of society. Coming to an understanding of this has been my key to demystifying much of Korean life. Family comes before the individual, education defines status, and men and women have separate roles. While most Koreans don't meticulously follow these rules, it is easy to detect their influence in everything from a trip to the grocery store to how students react to the sight of a teacher (I am still startled every time one of my students bows to me in the hallway. BOWS!). 

Alongside Confucianism, Buddhism, Taoism, and Shamanism remain formidable religious contenders in Korea, all peacefully coexisting within the nation. Christianity, however, has recently surpassed all of these as the most practiced religion in the country. Though most Korean Christians likely practice out of a true passion for the religion, I can't help but see this as a form of colonialism--the West's attempt to drown out the traditional practices of a people and replace it with their own. Still, having grown up in a Christian environment, I must say that even the Christianity here seems foreign to me: red neon crosses blaze across the landscape of Seoul, illuminating the faith in the way only Asia can. 

Away from these glaring beacons of Westernization, I recently attempted to get in touch with the roots of Korean spirituality on Inwangsan Mountain, a spot teeming with Buddhist and Shamanist shrines at the northernmost edge of Seoul. 

Klaus and I hiked up the mountain to be greeted by Bongwansa Temple, the doors at the entrance painted with the guardian kings of heaven who protect Buddhists from evil and harm.  

A massive bell stands to the left of the temple, whose tolls marked the rest of our progress up Inwangsan


We continued on to Guksadang, Seoul's most famous Shamanist shrine, just in time for a Shaman ceremony. Though I felt a bit like an intruder on an important, private moment, it was just as difficult to walk away as it was to slip off my shoes and enter the shrine while the ceremony took place. I waited and watched at the doorstep, surrounded by the abandoned shoes of those inside. 

Shamanists were laying out offerings on the altar for the spirits--fruit, candy, and even soju (the standard Korean liquor). Small candles flickered by the walls, and the mudang (shaman) began to ring bells suspended from the ceiling. A cat slunk over to investigate, as if she understood what the bells signaled. The shaman let out a slow, low, inhuman wail, and began to convulse as though she were possessed. Soon, tears began to slide down her face, and she broke out into a feverish dance, moving about the room, grasping the faces of the other shamanists, and gazing at the altar. It was like witnessing the most sensational kind of theater. After several minutes, the wild energy of the ceremony passed, and we went on our way, though not without a few suspicious glances from the shamanists inside the shrine. 

Next, we came across the "Zen rocks," which are said to resemble shrouded monks.


We marched farther up the hill, guided by undersized stone steps that appeared to have been fashioned by gnomes. "In the Hall of the Mountain King" played a continuous refrain in my head. The mountain feels ancient, despite the clear view of Seoul that spreads out below. Little temples filled with candles, lanterns, and statues crouch under the shade of the trees just off the path. Of course, as we entered one of these temples, a place so sacred that wearing shoes inside is considered irreverent, we were startled by the sudden jangle of a Korean cell phone and the familiar, "Yoboseyo?" Even a buddhist on the mountain won't go without a "hendepone" in Korea. The clash of the ancient and the modern. 

The next day, in my continuing quest for understanding Korean spiritualism, I set off for Jogyesa, the largest Buddhist shrine in Seoul. In the center of Seoul, Jogyesa stands as the headquarters of the Jogye sect, which focuses on Zen-style meditation and the study of Buddhist scriptures. 

Three massive, almost menacing, gold Buddhas sit in the center of the temple as worshippers perform a ceaseless dance of bowing and prostrating themselves on soft mats. 

A small pool filled with candles stands to the left of the temple, where people light incense sticks and place them near an obelisk-like construction said to contain remains of the Buddha himself. 

I left the temple without achieving enlightenment, but I felt a few steps closer to comprehending the labyrinth of Korean society.

Monday, June 8, 2009

TOKI!

It has come to my attention that I occasionally make rash decisions. Prime example: within a day of finding out about the opportunity, choose to spend a year teaching in a country that I know little to nothing about. 

Example #2? Purchase a baby bunny in said country from an old woman in a subway station. 
Yes. About a week ago, while sauntering through Singil Station with my friends Angela and Klaus, I happened upon an adjuma (old Korean woman) crouched in the middle of the transfer walkway tossing bunnies from a cardboard box like enticing, furry water balloons. We pushed our way through the crowd, just for a look-see, mind you, and I found myself drawn to a particular little bun who kept trying to make a break for it. And who wouldn't, considering his current home was a concrete tunnel in which wrinkled, gnarled fingers continuously hurled him from his warren of bunny friends to attract customers such as myself? 

With a little encouragement from Klaus and Angela, I purchased the little bunny and carried him home in a shopping bag stuffed with strips of newspaper, only to realize that I had no place to house the little creature. 
Bunny and me, getting acquainted

This is the sometimes problem, sometimes indulgence of living in a foreign country: in a land that feels like an alternate universe, the rash decision occasionally seems like the reasonable one. Would I have made the same split-second choice in the U.S.? Would such an option have even presented itself to me there? 

Goods of all sorts are sold in the subway stations here, and on the subway trains, as well. Cardigans, lipstick, cell phones, school supplies, pets--all these can be purchased in transit. It is the quintessential example of the sort of consumerist culture that exists here in Korea: No need to stop! Just see, buy, and scurry on. 
He is so small, he fits in my hand

And in this way, I have succumbed to being a Korean consumer. My unplanned purchase, however, led me to realize how very much I have missed having an animal companion in my 9 months here. Having left my beloved cat at home, and achieving pathetic amounts of contact with the pets of Korea, I have rediscovered the glory of having a little bundle of fur of my very own. 

From Google-imaging pictures of baby bunnies, I'm guessing mine is about a month old now, though there's no precise way to tell. It seemed fitting to give him both an English and Korean name, so he is officially dubbed Tobias, or Toby, (English, after characters on two of my favorite television shows) and Toki (Korean . . . for rabbit. Yes, I am a creative mastermind). At least I think it's a "he." That's another detail that the internet tells me will be difficult to identify for several weeks yet. Anyway, I tend to just address him as "Bunny" or "Bun-bun," though I felt I should give him a real name so he didn't struggle with too many identity issues.
Bunny squatting behind a pig I once received for free from a bar

I bought him a cage, a water bottle, and plenty of alfalfa and bunny pellets from my local E-Mart (Korean equivalent of Wal-Mart, but without all those underpaid workers), and he seems quite happy with the arrangement thus far. When I'm home, I let him scamper around my apartment, which he has been using as his own personal bathroom. He explores the nooks and crannies, runs around my faux-wood floors at break-neck speed, and comes to sudden, sliding halts where his legs slide out from underneath him and a very surprised expression appears on his face as if to say, "Oh dear, how did this happen again?" 

Korea! Once again, you have drawn me into your clutches, and the result this time is that I now have the responsibility of caring for a live creature even when I'm off the clock. Let's hope he fares better than my plants.